just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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