no. you can't hotbox the world.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
