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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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