We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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