I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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