what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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