from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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