i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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