I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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