guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
40s are totally the cure
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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