If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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