i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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