So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
