Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
This house was built for laser tag.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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