I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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