so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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