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I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.

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(630): View more from Illinois

you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing

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(303): View more from Colorado

Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.

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(563): View more from Iowa

i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah

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(804): View more from Virginia

What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.

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