I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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