On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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