Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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