I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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