i jhust puked up my retainher.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
