One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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