I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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