Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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