I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Randomize
