Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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