Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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