We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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