I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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