I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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