Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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