Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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