At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
