Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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