this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This girl is more easily done than said...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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