what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We need to get me chipped asap
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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