I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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