You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
