O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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