remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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