whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sorry my hands just texted you
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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