you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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