Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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