So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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