I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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