let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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