hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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