k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just had sex on a roof
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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