is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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