party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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