Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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