it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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