hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
wanna go halves on a baby?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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