In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I could fuck to npr.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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