Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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